Shake What Your Muma Gave YOU !

OK UPDATE TIME

But before I begin, guys... lets hug it out lol


Ok so I’m sick.. like I'm really sick, the nose is blocked, the head is killing me and I totally think my stomach is shrinking hahah its so weird lol, I can’t eat anymore lol I just feel gross when I do haha DID SOMEONE SAY WEIGHT LOSS lol... that was a total joke haha I feel extra gay because I keep typing "totally" and "total" lol

I skipped uni today, was not bothered travelling about 1hr to get there only to stay for an hour with a prick of a tutor that wouldn’t know quality if it hit him in the face lol... I feel mean so I think ill arranged a pretend meeting with him and not show up lol I haven’t decided yet hahaha

I tired to improve the pasty-ness of my skin today lol (wow... REALLY gay ..what’s wrong with me today hahah) so I decided to be a retard and sit in my yard on a towel and pretend I was at the beach... when in reality I was being bitten my ants..and I still diddent tan - so that was a waste of time lol

I really don’t know what to write lol I have no deep thoughts atm lol ... let me think hmm


I’m thinking....I’m thinking ...I’m thinking...I’m scratching my leg...I’m sneezing... now I’m singing...*just remembered I’m supposed to be thinking of a topic* lol

OH if ANYONE has seen that new Beyonce video clip (single ladies) ..I don’t know what it is... but WOW do I get turned on when I see it hahah... so many pelvic thrusts in such a short amount of time I’ll try to throw in the vid somewhere below J

I think I’m going to have ANOTHER fight with some friends again lol,.. I haven’t contacted them in like a week, well I have but got no reply .. this is how it always starts lol they decided to ignore me because apparently I don’t give them enough attention and then because they ignore me they decide to blame me lol... if that’s the case.. I’m so over it hahah I can’t keep up with them anymore and i refuse to be treated like crap and then expected to just get over it... lol

let me explain these 2 girls to you... they are so HIGH maintenance it’s ridiculous...they will not leave the house without a pair of heels or makeup on their faces, they bitch, complain and judge everything.. For some reason there is friendship there haha..iv know them for over 3 yrs know.. went to school with them but only talked in our final years and that was sweet but I guess that don’t realise things change and I cant provide u with my awesomeness every single day of the week

It’s not my fault I’m wanted by all is it? I mean I understand that I’m a very popular individual and that everyone wants a piece of me... but I have to think about my wellbeing hahahahah (I’m so vein hahaha)..Is vein the right word lol .. I dunno..meh

Kyle contacted me for the first time in ages last night because his overseas.. as soon as I seen his face on Skype I completely lit up (this was about 2 am and I was just about to go to bed because I was completely fucked) so I was happy to see him, but the unorganised man was using an uncharged laptop so it was brief lol I was so scattered afterwoulds but I went to bed happy lol then today he popped up again and we were talking and he dropped the "we have to have a serious talk" line.... lol amongst the standard “show me ur cock” and “u wanna suck me off” – I know romantic right hahahaha

I think iv decided to not worry about things so much (I’m going to return to the way I used to be) I think ill just take things as they come from now on .. hmm must be the mood I’m in lol

oh and at work last night I managed to get an authentic bottle that the band were drinking out of ( slipknot..EW) and I’m going to sell it on eBay so if anyone is interested, stay tuned because ill post the link somewhere when I’m bothered actually doing it haha

it was funny because we ( the staff) where waiting for the people attending the concert to arrive and we were watching them and as slipknot fans do, they wear black and have weird pieces of metal lodged in their faces *shudders*, so we see this group of black pasty white people heading towards the location and I kid u not.. It looked like a swarm of DEATH heading towards us hahah

so the lawyer thing, I have been sent papers to provide my side of the story and ill fill them out today hopefully all goes well



sorry random thought hahaha I miss messages Kyle used to send me in the morning hahah the ones I used to wake up to haha (god I sound sad haha)


OMG there is a spider in my ROOM

Wait here I’m going to kill it...

OK I’m back.. The bastard is gone hahah..

Speaking of fucken spiders one crawled out of my fucken shower gel bottle (random i know) and then one ran across my front window on my car... and it’s close to Halloween.. omg....freaky.. lol

Also I’m going to start my fitness again this week lol..that’s going to be "fun" lol


Ok I’m running out of random things to type haha so I’m going to have to leave you


Peace

OMGGG WILL AND GRACE IS ON TV - I LOVE KAREN HAHAHA

BIGGEST BITCH EVA hahaha

Heres the Vid too!

Buses and Trains ...

Ok first of all this post has absolutely nothing to do with buses or trains - I just named it that because I can’t get that bloody song out of my head haha

Actually... u know what lol quick point.. On public transport lol (wow who knew I would finish work, come home at 2 am and write about public transport...sad.. I know haha)

anyway, just a quick note, PEOPLE IN SYDNEY U MAKE ME SICK, when ur on a train don’t sneeze on me and fucken wear deodorant FUCK were u born in a hole geezz

U actually makes me want to buy sanitiser lol

Man I really need my licence back hahaha the whole train thing is driving me nuts lol


BACK to the normal stuff haha

I’ll try make this quick cos 1 I’m tired and 2...well...I’m just tired hahaha I can’t even be bothered thinking of a lie hahah

well Mr. Kyle has officially gone overseas... and I’m missing him HEAPS lol, the day he was leaving I rang him, and apparently he had like 20 mins before he bordered hahah I swear I called and hung-up like 5 times and couldn’t stop texting him hahaha ( I’m such a loser haha)

I’m sure he’s having fun lol but I don’t care I’m going to be selfish hahah - I full told him that I was going to miss him lol then for some reason the conversation totally turned sexual hahaha I have NO IDEA how it happened lol and it was totally on his part hahahah - killed the mood much hahaha lol

So he gets back in like 3 weeks, god knows who I’m going to annoy till then lol

I finally got an assessment back from uni that I was happy with

actually today was pretty average, oh except for the bit where I got threaten by some fuckwit replacement knob head - that was fun - and I kid u not - if I had not bitten my tongue in front of customers at the bar - I would have decked that shithead right then and there

the way I was talked to by this little fuckstain - ARAH - made me SO angry unbelievable lol - fuck being the bigger man lol iv got a plan lol (ok I’m sounding creepy now hahah)

Oh I promised to talk about my suing issue

so some Asian lady smashed into my car about 7 months ago I won’t go into details but basically she plowed through me as I was turning lanes - and yes I indicated - in fact I sat there for like 6 seconds lol anyway we both get out of our cars and were both going off - we traded info, but she couldn’t provided me with her endurance details - I had none lol

So anyway I get home and she rings me, and informs me that the car wasn’t hers it was her sisters - I gave her a piece of my mind and she diddent contact me until 5 months later

when I did hear from her it was through her insurance company - wanting me to pay for her because apparently the accident was my fault - fuck that haha we requested 3 quotes for the damage - and diddent receive any then I hear from her lawyers about a month or 2 later saying that I owe them money- so I rang them gave them my side of the story and now I’m waiting on some papers in the mail

If all goes well it will just be a care of her word agsit mine and it will be dropped

But please what kind of fucken sensible company would chase an 18 yr old that is going to uni full time for that much money - wake the fuck up seriously hahahah (totally a Kyle word -seriously hahaha)

My bed is cold

I can’t really think of anything else lol other than spooning a certain someone hahaha

Ok I better leave before I make a fuck head out of myself lol

Wow this post was filled with ALOT of swearing hahaa

Peace

p.s so cbf spell checking this haha