Shake What Your Muma Gave YOU !

OK UPDATE TIME

But before I begin, guys... lets hug it out lol


Ok so I’m sick.. like I'm really sick, the nose is blocked, the head is killing me and I totally think my stomach is shrinking hahah its so weird lol, I can’t eat anymore lol I just feel gross when I do haha DID SOMEONE SAY WEIGHT LOSS lol... that was a total joke haha I feel extra gay because I keep typing "totally" and "total" lol

I skipped uni today, was not bothered travelling about 1hr to get there only to stay for an hour with a prick of a tutor that wouldn’t know quality if it hit him in the face lol... I feel mean so I think ill arranged a pretend meeting with him and not show up lol I haven’t decided yet hahaha

I tired to improve the pasty-ness of my skin today lol (wow... REALLY gay ..what’s wrong with me today hahah) so I decided to be a retard and sit in my yard on a towel and pretend I was at the beach... when in reality I was being bitten my ants..and I still diddent tan - so that was a waste of time lol

I really don’t know what to write lol I have no deep thoughts atm lol ... let me think hmm


I’m thinking....I’m thinking ...I’m thinking...I’m scratching my leg...I’m sneezing... now I’m singing...*just remembered I’m supposed to be thinking of a topic* lol

OH if ANYONE has seen that new Beyonce video clip (single ladies) ..I don’t know what it is... but WOW do I get turned on when I see it hahah... so many pelvic thrusts in such a short amount of time I’ll try to throw in the vid somewhere below J

I think I’m going to have ANOTHER fight with some friends again lol,.. I haven’t contacted them in like a week, well I have but got no reply .. this is how it always starts lol they decided to ignore me because apparently I don’t give them enough attention and then because they ignore me they decide to blame me lol... if that’s the case.. I’m so over it hahah I can’t keep up with them anymore and i refuse to be treated like crap and then expected to just get over it... lol

let me explain these 2 girls to you... they are so HIGH maintenance it’s ridiculous...they will not leave the house without a pair of heels or makeup on their faces, they bitch, complain and judge everything.. For some reason there is friendship there haha..iv know them for over 3 yrs know.. went to school with them but only talked in our final years and that was sweet but I guess that don’t realise things change and I cant provide u with my awesomeness every single day of the week

It’s not my fault I’m wanted by all is it? I mean I understand that I’m a very popular individual and that everyone wants a piece of me... but I have to think about my wellbeing hahahahah (I’m so vein hahaha)..Is vein the right word lol .. I dunno..meh

Kyle contacted me for the first time in ages last night because his overseas.. as soon as I seen his face on Skype I completely lit up (this was about 2 am and I was just about to go to bed because I was completely fucked) so I was happy to see him, but the unorganised man was using an uncharged laptop so it was brief lol I was so scattered afterwoulds but I went to bed happy lol then today he popped up again and we were talking and he dropped the "we have to have a serious talk" line.... lol amongst the standard “show me ur cock” and “u wanna suck me off” – I know romantic right hahahaha

I think iv decided to not worry about things so much (I’m going to return to the way I used to be) I think ill just take things as they come from now on .. hmm must be the mood I’m in lol

oh and at work last night I managed to get an authentic bottle that the band were drinking out of ( slipknot..EW) and I’m going to sell it on eBay so if anyone is interested, stay tuned because ill post the link somewhere when I’m bothered actually doing it haha

it was funny because we ( the staff) where waiting for the people attending the concert to arrive and we were watching them and as slipknot fans do, they wear black and have weird pieces of metal lodged in their faces *shudders*, so we see this group of black pasty white people heading towards the location and I kid u not.. It looked like a swarm of DEATH heading towards us hahah

so the lawyer thing, I have been sent papers to provide my side of the story and ill fill them out today hopefully all goes well



sorry random thought hahaha I miss messages Kyle used to send me in the morning hahah the ones I used to wake up to haha (god I sound sad haha)


OMG there is a spider in my ROOM

Wait here I’m going to kill it...

OK I’m back.. The bastard is gone hahah..

Speaking of fucken spiders one crawled out of my fucken shower gel bottle (random i know) and then one ran across my front window on my car... and it’s close to Halloween.. omg....freaky.. lol

Also I’m going to start my fitness again this week lol..that’s going to be "fun" lol


Ok I’m running out of random things to type haha so I’m going to have to leave you


Peace

OMGGG WILL AND GRACE IS ON TV - I LOVE KAREN HAHAHA

BIGGEST BITCH EVA hahaha

Heres the Vid too!