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Quick update on the previous post..

so mr deadshit decides he wants to get friendly and asks to see what i look like (you know..because a picture isnt clear enough, anyway i turn on my webcam to humour myself).

The exact conversation (FYI - Ryan = Deadshit):


Ryan says:
yay
stand up

E:::.. says:
why?

Ryan says:
do it lol

E :::.. says:
again...why?

Ryan says:
i wanna see u

E :::.. says:
wait...
give me like..
2 mins to sort this shit out ok.
ok..
so if you were in a club
and you were talking to a guy
would you seriously
tell them to stand in front of you (like the queen you are)
and you would give them the whole "head up and down thing"
i mean ..i know we all do it..but fuck people like you cant be fussy...i mean look at your head

Ryan says:
?

E :::.. says:
oh chirst, its like talking to retarded brick wall

Ryan says:
yeah, but just stand up
like this

*at this point he presents his bulge to me - and as im sure you can all tell, im thrilled with sexual excitement - because you know... a tiny bulge in a girl-mans pants is hot*


E :::.. says:
and how often does that work for you..
because that is the most unattractive thing i have ever seen in my life

Ryan says:
huh?
why

E :::.. says:
becuase i usually prefer cocks on men
not boys with enough hair to flick it around and say shit like "o.m.g"
go comb your hair.
then stick the brush up your ass.

*conversation end*

I am well aware that I sound like a prick. I dont care.